he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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