Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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