dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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