If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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