I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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