Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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