If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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