Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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