So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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