Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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