i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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