we're blogging at a bar
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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