Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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