She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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