She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
