Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaÃt comercial?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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