We're like a lot better than the average bears
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
do nipples grow back?
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