What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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