I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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