i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
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That's how twitter works, right?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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