I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
