He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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