he wants to bone in the snuggie
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Two words: nipple clamps
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