At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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