Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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