Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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