dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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