Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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