At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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