Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I got inside last night via doggy door
you made out with another girl for some wings
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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