You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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