Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I checked into jail on foursquare
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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