Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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