My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
