Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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