I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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