Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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