She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Randomize
