The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize
