im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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