Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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go home
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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