I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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