Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
