Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You need Xanax blowdarts
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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