She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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