even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
nutella sex= disaster
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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