Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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