why im i the only drunk person in the library?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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