So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i would punch a child for taco bell
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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