STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm going to jail i love you
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
