Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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