i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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