Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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