talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
