Your face is a jimmy john
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
