Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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