i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you are never too drunk for berry picking
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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