I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Is it because I queefed?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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